- Anti Joke

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.