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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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