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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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