what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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