- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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