- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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