What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Donald Trump

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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