What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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