- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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No your aunties a joke

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

2 black kids walk into school

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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