How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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