But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Anti Joke

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