- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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