How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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