Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What page are you on The gay page.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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