- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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