- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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