- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Obama = ebola

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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