- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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