Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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