- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Men's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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