Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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