- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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