- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

read this sentence again.

silver bullet?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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