theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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