- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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