- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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