What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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