- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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