Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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