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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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