A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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