- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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