What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

dat shoe shine tho

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i am a dino. RAWR.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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