- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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