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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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