A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

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