Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Poker? I barely even know her.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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