A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Poop

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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