There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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