- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

what is the world worst joke? this one

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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