- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what's white and sticky semen

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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