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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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