roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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