If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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