- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A man goes to the potty.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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