What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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An anti-joke

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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