What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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