- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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