- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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