- Anti Joke

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle