Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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I asked her where you were.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Anti Joke

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