- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Donald Trump

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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