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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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