- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Small Penis.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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