Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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