How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Christ is a conspiracy

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Women's Rights..

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