An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

thumb_up thumb_down -7

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

thumb_up thumb_down -7

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops