Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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