- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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