- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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