- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The chickens have become self-aware!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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