What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

i hate non minorities!

WILLYS

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Gay rights.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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