- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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