- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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