Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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