- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Cripples are lame.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

woman's rights

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore