Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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men, men like men= men+bed

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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