- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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