- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

a irish man walks past a bar

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