what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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