- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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