- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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