what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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