- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

i have two hands.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

how much fish could a chicken

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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