A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops