- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your big dick.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

knock knock Goodbye

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