- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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