A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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