what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Ms Leong Sux

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Anti Joke

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