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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

12 in general

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How old is victor? Half past dead

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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