- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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