- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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