- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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