A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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