- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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