- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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