- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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