Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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