- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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