Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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knock knock who's there ?

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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