What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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