- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Women's professional sports

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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