- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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