Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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