- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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