- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A black man walks out of a police station

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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