- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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