- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There's my tractor.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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