Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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