what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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