- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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