- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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