What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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