- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Im taking a shit right now.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

You idiot.

Peas

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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