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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Jimmy Saville

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

richard is fag

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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