- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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