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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

i'm hard

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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