what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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