What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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were at work systems r down

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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