What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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