- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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