what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Chris is hairy

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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