Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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