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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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