- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's blue? The sky.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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