- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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