What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Gustavo Andrade

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A house comes around the corner.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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