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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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A guy walks into a bar

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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