- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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