- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A man did not like this site

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

13 =B you just learned something

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