What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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no really what are ur names?

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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