- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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