Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A black man walks out of a police station

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

women's rights.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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