- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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