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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Whats worse than suicide? death

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is life? Paul.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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