What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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