What is white and black and red all over.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

knock knock who's there? faith

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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