What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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