Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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A pope meets another one

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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