Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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