Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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