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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

knock knock who's there ?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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