- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

One time i was sitting down

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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