Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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