- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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