Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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