- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what is 3+3= 8

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??