- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's one plus one? two.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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