- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??