A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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