Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

diarrhea.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

homosexual rights to marriage

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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