What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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I asked her where you were.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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