What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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