- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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