- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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