Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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