A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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