- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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