What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock Fuck off!

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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