- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

there once was a black man who played basketball

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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