- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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