- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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