- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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