- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A penis walks into a bar..

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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