Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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