Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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