- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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