Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Good job, son.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

here's a joke... the american education society

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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