- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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