- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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