- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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