Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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