- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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