What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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