- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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