- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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