- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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