- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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