- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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