- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

ure mama's so fat

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

I like school Said no one ever.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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