Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Anti Joke

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