Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Hello

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