- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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