Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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