There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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An anti-joke

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Get on the boat.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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