chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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knock knock come in !

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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