- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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