- Anti Joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all